Welcome a new author

Hey peoples,
I'm playing with this author thing, and added my girlfriend rose to the authors section.
So she can now post to this here blog thingy.
More accesible then livejournal if you ask me.
grin.
talk to you all later.

the computer

Now this is what i call funny!
enjoy!


T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the shop,
The computers were whirring; they never do stop.
The power was on and the temperature right,
In hopes that the input would feed back that night.
The system was ready, the program was coded,
And memory drums had been carefully loaded;
While adding a Christmasy glow to the scene,
The lights on the console, flashed red, white and green.
When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,
The programmer ran to see what was the matter.
Away to the hallway he flew like a flash,
Forgetting his key in his curious dash.
He stood in the hallway and looked all about,
When the door slammed behind him, and he was locked out.
Then, in the computer room what should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer;
And a little old man, who with scarcely a pause,
Chuckled: "My name is Santa...the last name is Claus."
The computer was startled, confused by the name,
Then it buzzed as it heard the old fellow exclaim:
"This is Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
And Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen."
With all these odd names, it was puzzled anew;
It hummed and it clanked, and a main circuit blew.
It searched in its memory core, trying to "think";
Then the multi-line printer went out on the blink.
Unable to do its electronic job,
It said in a voice that was almost a sob:
"Your eyes - how they twinkle - your dimples so merry,
Your cheeks so like roses, your nose like a cherry,
Your smile - all these things, I've been programmed to know,
And at data - recall, I am more than so - so;
But your name and your address (computers can't lie),
Are things that I just cannot identify.
You've a jolly old face and a little round belly,
That shakes when you laugh like a bowlful of jelly;
My scanners can see you, but still I insist,
Since you're not in my program, you cannot exist!"
Old Santa just chuckled a merry "ho, ho",
And sat down to type out a quick word or so.
The keyboard clack-clattered, its sound sharp and clean,
As Santa fed this "data" to the machine:
"Kids everywhere know me; I come every year;
The presents I bring add to everyone's cheer;
But you won't get anything - that's plain to see;
Too bad your programmers forgot about me."
Then he faced the machine and said with a shrug,
"Merry Christmas to All" as he pulled out the plug.

12 days of christmas, yahoo gave to me

Hello everyone, and merry Christmas to all!
I got this by e-mail and found it really halarious!
Weather you are apart of yahoo in some fashion or not, this will certainly make you laugh!
Enjoy, and again, merry Christmas from me to you and your family!

12 days of Christmas yahoo gave to me

On the first day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me A post from a week ago.
On the second day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the third day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the fourth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the fifth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the sixth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the seventh day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the eighth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the ninth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the tenth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
10 propositions
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
11 pieces of spam
10 propositions
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Yahoo gave to me
12 reasons to unsubscribe.
11 pieces of spam
10 propositions
9 Viagra advertisements
8 channels not working
7 hours with no mail
6 disconnections
5 frozen PM's
4 jerks at Tech Help
3 error messages
2 web crashes and a post from a week ago.

a major update

Hello everyone. It's been awhile since I've posted an actual blog post. Over a month I believe. A lot has happened over these past months.
This is going to be one long post, so sit back and enjoy! My company shaneD.net hosting services endured two server attacks witch we recovered nicely from. While dealing with those, my relationship with

rose took a turn for the better. I finally got up the courage to tell

my parents about rose and myself and our plans to move in together. To

my astonishment and joy, both parents were supportive of me 100%. They

really wanted to meet Rose, so I started putting things in place for

Rose to come over for the Christmas Holidays. After a few setbacks

regarding transportation, as of Monday, Rose is going to spend the

Christmas holidays at my house! I'm happy to say Rose will finally

have a christmas holiday to remember for the rest of her life. The

past two years for her have been hell at Christmas time, and I vowed

that this year would be different, and I'm proud to say I've been able

to make that happen! We've had some crap from the school

administration, but persistance has paid off and the school is finally

understanding that this relationship is much much more than a game.

I'm not playing around, I'm dead serious about this relationship, and

no matter what I am told, I will be their until the death do us part.

This is god's will, and god's calling for me to be apart of this

wonderful girl's life, and I thank god every waking moment for her.

She's the joy in my life. She's been my rock when I've needed someone.

She's picked me up when I've hit rock bottom. She's kicked my ass when

I've needed it. She's the reason I carry on each and every day.

Everyone might call me strange for writing this, but let me tell you

dear reader one thing, I've been better with her. She's my all. God

has brought us together and made it possible for us to stick by each

other through it all. We had a rocky start but god made this all

possible, and nothing else will ever break us apart.
I'd like to share a little something with you all. Something I wrote

about two months ago. I never thought I could write this, but god's

hand was involved with this, and I'd like to share it with you all.
Begin poem.
True relationships never really die
And family isn’t defined by blood
It’s made strong by bonds that won’t break
Tempered and tested by trials and pain
what you mean to me is more than words can describe
you've been loyal to me from the beginning
And no matter what happens between this moment and then
I shall be always thankful to have you in my life.
You've been their when I've needed someone to talk to
you've been their when I've needed a hsolder to cry on.
When things got tough, you were always their, ready to help, and assist

me.
You made me see my errors and helped me fix them
you brought me to an understanding that I've never had.
You've showed me what it means to be loved and what love really means.
It's not the words or the intimacy that defines what love is.
it's the closeness, the bond between two people, that make love what

love is.
You've showed me what it means to be happy, to have someone who truly

loves me.
When I asked you that day way back when, I expected to be rejected, to

be pushed away because of who I was, what I had done in the past.
Not you. You excepted me for who I was.
You didn't ask me to change who I was, to change my personality to suit

your needs.
You became my rock, my everything.
You are the reason I continue to carry on through the tough times.
You are the reason I want to get up in the morning.
You are my strength, my shield, my all.
Without you, I don't know where I'd be.
I love you, and will love you forever and ever.
End poem.
Dear blog reader, as you read through that little piece of writing, I

hope that makes you understand my true feelings for the one I truly

love, and will do whatever it takes, even death, to protect her and

make sure she is cared for. It's been almost a year for us both, and

it feels like we've known each other our entire lives. I've shared

things with Rose that I never thought I'd ever share with anyone my

entire life.
This has turned into a long post, but it's not overyet.
A lot of people have said to me that I'd never be able to succeed in a

relationship, I'd never have someone that cared about me. That is not

true, and if the contents of this entry doesn't prove that, I don't

know what will. I'm not going to take anyone's crap, I've worked way

too hard to leave now. I still remember the night, back in February of

2006, and I remember it all like it was yesterday. I still remember

the day in March when things got nasty, and we had to rethink it, it

hurt me, and I thought god had let me down again. As the saying goes,

things have to get worse before they get better. When Rose approached

me in July, and asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend again, I had

to seriously think about it. I'd been hurt before, and I wasn't ready

to be hurt again. I took two weeks and thought, and praid about it. I

asked god to guide me in what to do, and he has done so. We're

together, and I'm not leaving, ever! I've said it before, and I'll

continue to say so time and time again. I love that girl to pieces and

I'd do anything to make her happy, whatever it took. Those who know me

well, know that when I say something, I mean it. When I say I'm going

to be here, and you can count on me, and I would do anything to save

and protect someone, you can bet your ass that I mean it! When it

comes to things like this I don't joke around. I've already delt with

one loser who decided to screw with me and my relationship. They were

dealt with harshly, and lord help him if he ever screws with me and my

girl, again! If he does, so help me god, it'll be the last thing he

ever does! This isn't very nice of me, but if I have to kill him to

protect hir, I will! I really hope he learned his lesson the last

time, so it won't have to come to that, but if it does, then so be it!

I'd rather see him dead then hurt the one I've sworn to protect and

charish. We may not be married, but you can bet your paycheck that if

we have our way, it's going to happen.
We've already discussed the matter, grin, and it's what we want. What

else can I say folks, besides what's already been said here. It's

reality and that's life. I'm not going to leave just because crap gets

rough. That's not me, and anyone who knows me at all should know that

by now. If you don't then, I'm sorry to say you are officially stupid

and demented in the head. I know your all probably calling me stupid

because of the length of this post and your probably calling me stupid

for me writing my feelings about the one I love. Well, to bad for you,

it's my blog, and I'll write about whatever I feel like. You can like

it or lump it. No matter, it's my blog and I'll write about what I

want to write about and if you don't like it, well, then you can just

shove off. I've really got nothing else to say.
Before I go, let me just say one more thing.
I thank god each and every day for the people in my life. I thank him

for bringing me and Rose together and keeping us together through it

all. I thank him for people like Kelly, Kevin, hailey, Emily, and

everyone else who has stuck by us both and givin the both of us support

and advice when we've needed it. Without you guys, I'm not sure where

I'd be.
Their hav been times where I've wanted to just give up on god and the

whole relationship thing, but something told me to stick it out, and

one day I'd find someone. And boy was everyone rright on the money!

Not everyone are complete jerks, and their are people that give a crap.

in this world.
Rose hasnt' cared about my differences. She excepts me for who I am.

She doesn't ask me to change to suit her needs and wants, and I don't

expect her to change for me. When their's a problem we sit and talk it

out and not fight over it. I've learned that I don't have to be scared

to bring situations to her attention, and I'm thankful for that

comfort.
Well, that's all I have to right.
Thanks all.
May the lord bless you and keep you safe.
May heaven smile upon you, and with you I am praying.
Until next time folks.

Hey peoples.

Hello everyone,
Just a short post to say that I'm still around, and I'll be posting a longer update when time permits.
I'm writing it now, but don't want to post it until it's complete.
Talk to you all soon.